president bush making supreme sacrifice for the troops. wait, does miniature golf count?

May 14, 2008 at 2:13 PM
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Sorry about staring a war 'cuz I got daddy issues. Now watch this drive!

Bush says he's not a golfer in wartime: President Bush said yesterday that he gave up golfing in 2003 “in solidarity” with the families of soldiers who were dying in Iraq, concluding that it was “just not worth it anymore” to play the sport in a time of war.

It’s true, very few families who’ve lost loved ones in a horrific bloodbath take the time to walk around a spacious park-like setting and wack little white balls with metal clubs. He’s a saint!

The time he used to devote to golfing will now be spent clearing the brush from his Texas ranch, falling off his Segway, and napping.

Take that, terrorists!