now you know what to buy for the tween you REALLY want to see get beat up

May 8, 2008 at 4:25 PM
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be the coolest dressed kid in 2002

Hooray, the biggest douchebag on the internets is now selling T-shirts at the lamest store in the mall! It looks like Perez Hilton came up with the designs by Googling "Scene" and cramming all the resultant visuals onto one shirt.

Scene, really? Are the kids still into that? That’s so Bush’s first term.

Well, I guess I shouldn’t hold him to the same exacting standards as Gareth Pugh; Perez thinks Photoshopping a coke moustache onto a photo of Britney Spears is still as screamingly hilarious today as it was the first 27,000 times he did it. Clearly, originality is not his strong suit.

I just hope he doesn't fashion future designs by using the wikiHow for How To Be A Scene Kid as a guide, as wikiVandals have obviously been having fun with the page:

...really?

Or are these old-timey singers now ironically cool, and I'm just too unhip to get it? I mean, my step-dad used to play Harry Chapin's live album in our VW bus, thereby eliminating pretty much any possibility of him ever being hip in any context, at least from a personal standpoint.

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