14 years of mediocrity and suck

she who smelt it, dealt it, ladies

In the wake of the Miley Cyrus bared-shoulder scandal, a member of ONTD took it upon themselves to compile 14 years' worth of Annie Leibowitz's Vanity Fair covers for the annual "Holywood Issue". That's a whole lot of powdered skin, awkward poses, and facial expressions that bespeak either ennui or a powerful need to fart. You be the judge.

The covers are fold-outs, meaning the left third of each image is actually what a potential buyer sees on the cover. Jezebel sees a racial bias in the covers, because a majority of the actors of color are pushed off to the right two-thirds. I'm sure that's not an accident, any more than the fact that when men and women are both in the shot, the women have on average about 96% less clothing than the men.

Of course, the funniest thing about going back over a decade and a half of so-called "It" actors and actresses is the schadenfreude that comes with realizing how many of them totally fizzled out. Wait, so people really thought Monica Potter was going to be the Next Big Thing? Wow, people were stupid in the '90s.